So did anyone else hear about this stupid girl down in Memphis. Apparently she shot herself in the arm on accident by searching for something in her purse in class. What posesses a person to bring a gun to high school. Well I guess down there in Tennesee things are different and its a different mindset. The authorities weren’t even sure what criminal charges she would face, thats some quality law enforcement.

Somewhere out west, Utah or something like that, I hear they were attempting to create an artificial avalanche. This process involves firing a Howitzer at the mountain to artificially create the effect. Well I give my congratulations to the fine team who apparently missed the mountain and send the shell two miles past its intended target to land in a civilians back yard where it exploded, left a 6′ crater, and sent shrapnel through his house. The person on the radio said that they might have had too much gunpowder in the shell which sent it past the target. Maybe I can get a job with these folks, I can screw things up like this.